Nerds Among Us



Semi-autobiographical parahumor like you’ve never seen it before.





A MAD GENIUS BENT ON WORLD DOMINATION...

A MILD-MANNERED WRITER WITH SOME FREE TIME...

A WHOLE BUNCH OF WITTY DIALOG...


       JAKE BRAVADO finds out that nerds — the once-ubiquitous canker sore on the lip of humanity — are now noticeably scarce. Where are they? What are they planning? Jake takes it upon himself to learn the truth, thus beginning a dangerous journey into the world of digital watches, pocket protectors, and ill-fitting polyester clothing. With the help of NITWIT (Nerd Intelligence Team With International Ties), he reluctantly infiltrates the nerd world, and within weeks he’s in fabulous Las Vegas for a technical writing seminar. While there, he hears rumors of a “Big Event” that will change life as we know it. Following a clandestine meeting with an informant known only as Deep Nerd, our hero is kidnapped and taken to Area 5.1, the secret desert compound of the diabolical Hans Blowhard Nerdfinger. Can Jake thwart his dastardly plan and save the world from nerdiness? Well, he’s got nerves of steel, an unloaded gun, and an oil-burning ’69 Volkswagen called The Red Flame. What do you think?



What others have said

“...best of luck with Nerds Among Us.” — Dave Barry, syndicated humor columnist.

“...I don’t have enough time [to read your book].” — Robert F. Young, co-founder, Red Hat Software.

“...it is our policy not to accept unsolicited manuscripts...” — Susan Kawaguchi, eBay Inc.





Where to find the book

Nerds Among Us is now available directly from the author for $7.95 (shipping is free). Please contact me (robert@rwhstudio.com ) for ordering information.




 



 
There are three rules for writing the novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.
  — W. Somerset Maugham